Lilly tells jokes:

In the car yesterday - Lilly says "Mommy, wanna hear a joke?"

"of course!" This is new - she's never told any jokes that actually make sense...

Why shouldn't you do math in the jungle?
Because if you add 4 and 4 you get 8

hahahahaha

I asked her where she heard it...

Off of Meemaw's cups in the bathroom - hmmm pretty entertaining dixie cups. Cracks me up!

Thief!!

Lilly and I went to the mall to get her some new shoes for dance class. They didn't have her size so we left.

While we were walking out of the mall - surrounded by a bunch of people - she looks up at me and says...

'mommy, why didn't we pay?'

OMG - because they didn't have your size and we didn't buy anything. Imagine the looks I got

Eyes

conversation lying in Lil's bed, reading bedtime stories.....

mom, how do you make your eye balls move

hmm, well - your brain says 'hey eyeballs...move' and they do 'nodding my head, moving my eyes back and forth, thinking i'm a genius'

mommy, (looking at me like i'm the biggest retard on the planet) I didn't hear your brain say anything!!!